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Nailed It

by Cheap Perfume

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1.
you're a fucking joke a joke i once adored you're a lost fucking cause i blindly rooted for i never thought i'd be fooled by a wolf in sheep's clothes so busy loving yourself while i loved you most (chorus) i've got nothing to say x4 you're a fucking sham i was so into you you left me out to dry while i burned for you i keep on fucking kicking at this dead horse you keep ignoring those that love you most (chorus) x2 you knew fucking better baby so did i i'm left with the bullshit you're the champ of silence i knew fucking better baby so did you i'm left with the bullshit you're the CEO of silence (chorus) x2
2.
Beastreality 02:02
inside of you, a great beast lies inside of you, a great monster! inside of you, they ripped out your spine you monster, you monster, you monster! (chorus) this is what you wanted, now you got it this is what you wanted, now you got it this is what you wanted, now you got it i shot myself, shot myself in the foot i killed, i killed, i killed, i killed the monster i killed, i killed, i didn't wanna you monster, you monster, you monster! (chorus) i tore the moon down, i gouged my eyes out i can't go back now, i i i i i fought my way out, kicking and bleeding i can't go back now, i i i i i won't say sorry, i killed the beast i killed the beast that slept beside me i won't say sorry, i killed the beast i killed the beast that slept beside me (chorus)
3.
Kewl Gize 02:13
cool guys think they don't need any opinions cool guys think they don't need to have feelings i build me up, you break me down i'm built up, i'll burn down i'll burn myself down i don't really care, what your friends say those people never liked me anyway (x2) i build me up, you break me down i'm built up, i'll burn down i'll burn myself down i don't need your finger, on the hair trigger i can be my own, fucking grave digger (x2) i'm the ship wreck, you're the shore what's anchored there, ain't there anymore i'm rubber, you're glue, bounces off of me and sticks to you i'm the ship wreck, you're the shore what's anchored there, ain't there anymore i'm rubber, you're glue, bounces off of me and go fuck yourself
4.
sick of feeling sorry for the words that i say better bite your tongue girl, you'll be labeled that way she cares, she's crazy, demands, she's bitchy doesn't matter what we do, we'll get all the blame (chorus) i fight like a girl, i bite so it hurts i fight like a girl, i bite so it burns i'm not gonna apologize, they won't i'm not gonna compromise, they don't i care, i'm crazy, demanding, i'm bitchy doesn't matter what i do, doesn't matter what i do (chorus) pulling back the curtains on misogyny you don't get a say in my body if it makes you happy, better free those nips there's nothing unnatural bout' a nice set of tits (chorus) x2
5.
Wasted 02:45
i'm wasted, but don't feel like you can touch me i'm wasted, doesn't mean that you can fuck me i'm wasted, but you shouldn't put your hands on me i'm wasted, but don't feel like you can touch me i'm tipsy, i'm not looking for affection i'm tipsy, i'm not looking for attention stand back! yeah, you should put your hands on me i'm faded, but i'm not looking for affection (chorus) i'm not your baby, i'm not your shit i'm not your object, i'm not your bitch i'm not your baby, i'm not your shit i'm not your object, i'm not your bitch she's fucked up, she's not looking for opinions she's fucked up, doesn't want you in her business she parties, she deserves to take a safe walk home she's fucked up, she's not looking for opinions but what was she wearing? where did she go? what was she wearing? when she said no! (chorus) what was she wearing? (a short skirt?) where did she go? (a bad part of town?) what was she wearing? (a low cut fucking dress?) when she said no!
6.
hey baby, you've got a pretty mouth there hey maybe, you wanna kiss my downstairs? hey baby, want your head between my thighs hey baby, let me buy you a whiskey hey baby, gonna get you feeling frisky hey baby, you're so drunk, don't need consent (chorus) hey sweet dick! come suck this! hey sweet dick! choke on this! hey handsome, does the beard match the carpet? hey handsome, why you playing hard to get? hey handsome, don't be such a frigid bitch (suck my clit!) hey handsome, don't you dare ignore me hey handsome, or you'll be fucking sorry hey handsome, what you got underneath that tent? (it better be a perfect ten!) (chorus) x2 hey handsome, nice jaw line... too bad i'm going to break it in half with my vagina hey boy, you wanna netflix and chill? and by that i mean i'll watch netflix and you can go down on me for five hours? you don't like me? what's the matter? you got a broken fucking dick?! (chorus) x2
7.
good intention gone to waste, can't look past latest mistakes thought it was cool, that's not the case then you slapped me in my fucking face (chorus) you couldn't carry yourself i had to carry you you can't carry yourself you're so pitiful, you're so pitiful (x2) your weakness seeps through your skin, thicker than blood you're not gonna get to me again i hit you back, but you hit me first grace has a short leash and baby you're pulling at mine us and death, we're close together used to believe we're two birds of a feather (chorus) so try, i see through your shaded mind so try, i see through your blinding lies so try, i see through your last goodbyes so try, dig the hatchet out of my back i tried to make up for things you lacked goodbye, your insides are dirty fucking black (chorus)
8.
boys don't like girls who swear well i don't really fucking care cross your legs, don't speak too loudly i'll speak my mind and i'll do it proudly it's a weird, fucked up world to have to carry protection to fend off a man who can't handle rejection your fragile male ego doesn't mean that i owe you my smile, my time, or even a thank you (chorus) go on and say what you want i couldn't care less i'm a proud fucking slut and i like how i dress now listen close i can fuck who i want my body, my choice i'm a proud fucking slut sick of dudebros putting down women for taking up space, and voicing opinions the ideal body type is her fucking preference we won't base our worth on your body oppression double standards are cute, your dick better be huge 34-28-32? FUCK YOU (chorus) go on and say what you want i couldn't care less i'm a proud fucking slut and i like how i dress now listen close i can fuck who i want my body, my choice i'm a proud fucking slut go on and say what you want i don't give a shit i'm a proud fucking slut i'm a fierce fucking bitch now listen close i can look how i want my body, my choice i'm a proud fucking slut
9.
Such a Drag 03:15
(chorus) you're a disaster (and i'm a disaster) but you're going faster (and you're a disaster) you're a disaster (and i'm a disaster) and i'm flirting with you the one who cares most loses, you pulled into the lead your existential mood swings keep me from gaining speed i should have put the breaks on months back when you got bored stopped revving up my engine, when you stopped revving yours (chours) you're a disaster (and i'm a disaster) but you're going faster (and you're a disaster) you're a disaster (and i'm a disaster) and i'm flirting with you i'm a disaster (you're a disaster) no girl is faster (i'm a disaster) you're a disaster (and i'm a disaster) and i'm flirting with you i can't tell if you were just faking me out used to tell me everything that you felt lately your lips are sealed this is such a drag i say your bullshit's getting real old is this a contest now? you laugh and say everything's a race this is such a drag (chorus)
10.
Trump Roast 03:21
dear don (x4) we've got blood coming out of our eyes, we've got blood coming out of our wherever (x2) dear don (x2) you like pretty playmates on their knees, but not women pumping milk for their babies you deny rape stats, gender pay gaps what would you even know with a stack like that? dear don (x4) (chorus) we're not just fetus factories made to serve a man down on our knees (x2) dear don (x4) you wanna ban muslims? well we wanna ban you your fascist ideas wrapped in red, white, and blue your kkk clones won't be the ones to choose enjoy your last gasp cause racism's through dear don (x4) (chorus) dear don (x4) sincerely, eat a dick and die
11.
Hands Up 02:40
hands up! don't shoot! (x4) corruption in the jails, corruption in the streets this conspiracy, no accountability don't expect to survive in a military state, with a judicial system that's built on hate want gun control? start by taking theirs or you might find yourself in between their cross hairs (chorus) no justice! no peace! blood on your guns, in the gutters of the street no justice! no peace! we don't wanna be murdered by pigs no justice! no peace! blood on your guns, in the gutters of the street no justice! no peace! we don't wanna be raped by pigs organized crime by the men in blue they don't abide by the book, but they'll throw it at you rampant brutality, it's so fucking cowardly can't get out of jail, can't get out of poverty innocent lives stolen by the hour to all our fallen comrades, may you rest in power (chorus) too many cops, too little justice legalized murder, funded by the public jack booted army for the rich and white heroes by day, killers by night say you're here to help, you're just a fucking mob so lay down your guns and get a real fucking job (chorus)
12.
UNCLE LARRY'S SLOPPY SPAGHETTI (chorus) we both knew it wasn't cool (so i guess i should thank you) but i've got no self control (so i guess i should thank you) so thanks for the favor (so i guess i should thank you) so thank you women always take the blame (so i guess i should take it) and it's always been that way (so i probably should hate you) but i thought you were different (so i guess i should fuck you) so fuck you you had the top shelf, you chose the cheap well so you can write about the one that's not in your mouth (one, two, fuck me) (chorus) women always take the blame (so i guess i should take it) and it's always been that way (so i probably should hate you) but i thought you were different (so i guess i should fuck you) so fuck you we both knew it wasn't cool (so i guess i should thank you) but i've got no self control (so i guess i should thank you) i've got no self control, i've got no self control but what would i give? if i could live free of this attachment i'm caught in your web, gossamer, and you're not coming back for more convenient lies, can't hide behind your dark glasses like betting on the slowest horse, you're asking for the loss your cup will not feel full unless, you focus on the leak and this is how you plan to fail, by seeking out the worst of all admit you think your story matters only if it's tragedy

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Our first album! Buy the digital version here. This album is also available on vinyl on the Snappy Little Numbers website.

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released October 11, 2016

Recorded and mastered at Royal Recording in Colorado Springs, 2016, remastered at Black in Bluhm Studios in Denver in 2019.

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