this song is a satirical twist on reverse catcalling.
hey baby, you've got a pretty mouth there
hey maybe, you wanna kiss my downstairs?
hey baby, want your head between my thighs
hey baby, let me buy you a whiskey
hey baby, gonna get you feeling frisky
hey baby, you're so drunk, don't need consent
hey sweet dick! come suck this!
hey sweet dick! choke on this!
hey handsome, does the bear match the carpet?
hey handsome, why you playing hard to get?
hey handsome, don't be such a frigid bitch (suck my clit!)
hey handsome, don't you dare ignore me
hey handsome, or you'll be fucking sorry
hey handsome, what you got underneath that tent?
(it better be a perfect ten!)
hey handsome, nice jaw line... too bad i'm going to break it in half with my vagina
hey boy, you wanna netflix and chill? and by that i mean i'll watch netflix and you can go down on me for five hours?
you don't like me? what's the matter? you got a broken fucking dick?!